Geoffrey

The most wonderous giraffe in the whole entire world. He lives in Toys "R" (imagine that R is the wrong way round) us

There's a magical place
We're on our way there
With toys in their millions
All under one roof
It's called Toys "R" Us!

Soon after bedtime
When dark night-time falls
Geoffrey and helpers
Stock up on the shelves.
From ceiling to floor
Books, board games and bikes.
Teddies, puppets and dolls.
Bats, spaceships and trikes.
"There's millions!" says Geoffrey
"All under one roof".
It's called Toys "R" Us,
Toys "R" Us, Toys "R" Us.

by fifipoodlebum January 25, 2006

Geoffrey

A geoffrey is an amazing name and a geoffrey loves to be active and play sports. A geoffrey will never be caught lacking. A geoffrey has a big dick and is good at s*x. He is also tall and likes to do things to make people laugh.

“What’s that guys name?”
“Dudeeee, that’s Geoffrey”

by Everybodyknowsmyname October 17, 2019

Geoffrey

The most amazing brown kid you will ever meet. He can make you smile like no other. And he will help you decide which guys are hot or not. But he's not gay. Just savvy. The ladies love Geoffrey.

Geoffrey makes me the happiest person in the world!

by jsteezy December 15, 2009

Geoffry

the guy that will fulfill your life; that cute, funny guy that wants a girl that will love him no matter what, hes that guy that wants a girl that will never hurt him; someone that wants that special girl that will show that they care about him, someone that can prove he means everything to them. Someone that likes to joke around but likes to be serious at the same-time, someone that wants someone that will treat them how he should be treated no matter what, hes the guy that no girl should take for granted, that guy that every girl dreams of, someone that will always cheer a girl up no matter how hurt or sad she could be, hes that kind of guy that will do anything to make his girl happy, someone that puts other people before him, someone that doesn't like fighting, someone who can be very hurt but will hide it just so people would get mad at me; guy that likes to bmx and play video games; :) the guy that likes to cuddle and be close to the ones he loves. Geoffry the one guy that will never let you down!

The guy anyone would fall in love with<3

"I wished that i would never do anything to break your heart; and that i wouldn't get mine broken♥" -Geoffry

Forever; -Geoffry

Promise<3 -Geoffry

by lawlaa January 18, 2011

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

geoffrey

a mixture of marijuana, cocaine, crack, meth, angel dust, morphene, heroine, and other strong unidentifiable drugs crushed up and rolled into a joint and smoked. First time users cope with the feeling by petting furry walls.

When the world flips you a geoffrey stroke the furry walls.

by aldous snow's bud LK June 6, 2010

Geoffrey Chaucer

An inside term for a pinch/dip of chewing tobacco.

Hey Joe can I bum a Geoffrey Chaucer off of you bro?

by No Work Dave November 1, 2010