A sex act which involves a man defecating into a woman's mouth, then lying on his back while the woman then vomits directly onto his penis, forming a mound-like structure, not unlike naturally occurring geysers, around the base of aforementioned penis. The man then manipulates his own prostate, causing him to spray ejaculate into the woman's eyes.
by Fawlawl December 29, 2011
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by Zud May 18, 2008
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A method of protest practiced by "Yippies" of the 60's whereas after a large meal is consumed, preferably Mexican, a large dose of laxative is administerd. After sufficient intestinal brewage has taken place, the activist takes to a public swimming facility, and after inhaling a long deep breath, submerges only to emerge ass first (and ass only) to the surface in a populated area of the said public swimming facility for the sole purpose of spraying a fountain of gut grease skyward. The horror in the aftermath is immesurable.
We were enjoying a wonderful spring day at our local lake when we had to make a rapid evacuation due to a filthy individual demonstrating a "mud geyser."
by Wingman September 14, 2003
Get the mud geyser mug.The male version of a wetser/damp thing. Used to describe a good looking male who would 'get it'. Can be used in the presence of getsers as they don't understand what it means.
- Holly, your mate that you just introduced us to is a 'getser' (while he's standing close by).
- Hey look at that group of getsers over there by the bar.
- Getser at 2 o'clock Yuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
- Hey look at that group of getsers over there by the bar.
- Getser at 2 o'clock Yuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
by tara3856 May 16, 2011
Get the Getser mug.When your partner who is lactose intolerant drinks a tall glass of milk and shoots diarrhea on your forehead.
by flatfrog September 5, 2012
Get the Creamy Geyser mug.When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.
by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017
Get the premature geyser mug.Much like an Angry Dragon, but with urine instead of semen, the partner's nostrils erupt in an Old Faithfulesque spewing of urine out of their nose. Perfect for nose hair removal and works like a charm to relieve any cold or sickness, you should probably try giving your SO one today!
Cascading urine pours from the heavens of his nostrils, Tyrese had never seen anything so breathtakingly beautiful as his lovely mate gave him a precious gilded geyser of love from her vaginal blast.
by Sneed d'Elaine November 6, 2020
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