Gunkology

the creative salvation of outdated concepts of label, convention and division. In unifying new ideas and embracing a paradoxical melting pot of influences it creates space in familiar shapes.

What the gunk is gunkology?!?

by stillinmarvinsroom April 29, 2020

geology.com

The legendary website about gems, and the only reason I didn't fail my 7th grade science rocks and minerals unit.

Friend: "Hey, what did you get on the presentation?
Me: "Oh, I got a A+ thanks to geology.com!

by Mr. Eltzroth January 16, 2023

Peekology

the study of concepts and ideas

They used the peekology approach to come to that conclusion.

by anonymous December 4, 2024

ocular geology

removal of the hard crusty material/s that collect around the eye, commonly known as "sleep"

had to spend some ocular geology time this am

the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!

by michael foolsley February 23, 2010

Planetary Gemology

Planetary Gemology, also refered as Extraterrestrial Gemology, Astrogemology and Exogemology, is a branch of gemology responsible for the study of gemology on extraterrestrial planets and celestial bodies. Planetary Gemology also works together with Planetary Geography and Planetary Geology.

"Planetary Gemology is gonna be really important in the future for find gems and ores in extraterrestrial planets and worlds."

"I am going to study planetary gemology to work with extraterrestrial gems and ores."

by Full Monteirism January 13, 2021

Comedic Geology

Describing when a joke breaks up into a multitude of comedic values that that have varying levels of humor

The comedic geology of the porch light joke is immense

by Shawtytrifling July 30, 2021

Economic Gemology

The brutally practical application of geology to personal finance, specifically the art of buying, selling, and occasionally panicking over rocks that rich people think will hold their value better than the dollar. It’s the study of the global market forces, supply manipulations, and hype-driven demand that turns colored stones into alternative investments. It involves knowing that while a diamond may be forever, its resale value is often only for a weekend. It’s the field for those who believe their retirement plan is best secured in a safety deposit box rather than a 401(k).

*Example: "Dave ignored the housing bubble and put his life savings into a sack of raw emeralds from a sketchy website, fully believing in the principles of economic gemology. He's now living in a van down by the river, trying to trade a 2-carat rock for a sandwich."*

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026