Gayness

1. A nebulous, ill-defined term referring to the measure of one's homosexuality (male); composed of several markers including body shape, vocal inflections, hand movements, clothing.
2. Sarcastic term

1. I don't care if he's straight, his gayness is through the roof!
2. Here you go, your Gayness.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

gaycelona

Bunch of autistic pricks who thinks gaycelona is the best team in the planet 🤣 🤣 🤣.

HALA MADRID SIUUUUUUUUUUU

I hate the team pessi used to play in.
Gaycelona?
YEA.

by a dolph hit ler October 11, 2023

gayness

Having to buy your step dad a new Lord of the Rings Attack Troll figurine cuz you knocked his over.

Man, today some Gayness happened.

by Jakisoba August 11, 2008

Royal Gayness

The ultimate level of homosexuality where a man has officially traded in his penis for a vagina. Categories pertaining to this include:
1)Hand Motions
2)Voice fluctuations
3)Fashion Sense
4)Starbucks Order
5)Hair Style
etc.

Ryan: HI! I'd like a Grande 6 pump Chai Latte, Extra Hot, No Water, No Foam, Soy Milk, with little chocolate sprinkles and for serious.....make it snappy

Starbucks Barista:......uh huh.....wow, that guy has achieved Royal Gayness

by Scott Kershaw May 3, 2008

Gaynerd

Gay, but also a Nerd.

I thought Richard was just a nerd, then I realized he's a gaynerd!

by ak1n0 April 6, 2011

Scale O' Gayness

The scale for defining the amount of gayness in a male, as defined by Michael R. Holt in early 2007. The female equivalent has never been officially made, although it is no doubt similar in many ways. The initial reason for the creation of the scale, in Michael's own words, was that "Not everything sexual can be defined as simply 'gay' or 'not gay' - it's far more complex than that."

The scale ranges from 1 (completely straight) to 10 (completely gay), with bisexual ranging from 5-6, depending on preference. Michael often notes that full 1's and 10's are particularly rare.

The numbers are as follows:
1 - Completely straight: only ever enjoyed porn with just singular women in it, or lesbians. If you've ever seen a man naked while erect, you are immediately bumped up to a...

2 - Mostly straight: has enjoyed porn with naked men in it , even though the main focus of the viewer was on the woman in the porn

(2.5 - Pretty straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-female hermaphrodites in it)

3 - Moderately straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-female transexuals (people born men, but surgically and often hormonally altered to resemble women) in it

4 - Slightly straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-convincing transvestites (men who only dress like women, but have not had surgery or hormones to resemble them) in it

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Dude, you remember that hot chick I was making out with last night? Once I took her home, I found out she had a c**k! I didn't really mind, though - I think I may've moved up to a 3 on the Scale O' Gayness, bro.

by English Master MRH September 25, 2010

Golden Gayness

When your gay partner sticks his penis in your anus and urinates causing your penis to fill with piss.

During sex the Golden Gayness is preformed

Ryan: Lets try something new

Alby: I know of a great experience spread your cheeks here comes the Golden Gayness

by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009