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Martin Garrix

Or just Martijn Gerritsen, Born in May 14th 1996, Amsterdam, Netherlands. He's one of the youngest, newest and extremely talented Dutch DJ's, well known for his song 'Animals' which was a Top Hit in more than 10 different countries.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.

You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.

Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.
EDM fan: Dude! Have you heard Animals? *plays music*

Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!

EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?

Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.

EDM fan: Amen!
by cotte96 February 13, 2014
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A Garrick

A Garrick is slang for a newage gamer, one that would know no systems prior to the sexbox 360. One who's obnoxious on a level unknown to the 20th century, because, let’s face it, a Garrick is a newfag to life, unaware of the traditions and joy found in the 1980’s and 1990’s.
Person: "Hey bro, check out this badass 8-bit game..."
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."

Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."

"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"
by tu and sn October 2, 2011
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Garried

The word "Garried" is the term for two men getting married to each other.
Greg and Rusty got garried on 1/7/2012.
by asandahl January 12, 2012
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Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.

You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.

Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence

A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level

A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019
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Garrik

An extremely handsome like really crazy handsome mountaineer, derived from the Celtic Garrick meaning to lead by/with the spear. People with the name Garrik are often semi-militant and will never be seen unarmed, as a by product of this mindset Garriks will often distance themselves from people to protect their lone wolf way of life but once someone has broken through their blocks they are extremely loyal and caring. A dreamer Garriks will sometimes spend hours playing instruments or simply thinking about life. Garriks are creators and love building and seeing things grow but their constant desire to be busy can get in the way of their lifes more important facits. sometimes concidered an "old soul" Garriks are often fascinated by antique tools, old storys, and starry nights.
"Tabasco is delicious" Garrik
by The soldier from the mountains February 13, 2015
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garlic bread

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by ifuckgarlicbread December 19, 2021
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Garlic Sexya

The typa guy that will swoop in and steal your misses in less than a minute, he'll out smart you in every way and show his true ability to solve any sexual tension between you and your step sis. He'll be gentle in bed, but rough in the head after he mentally strains you in everyway possible. He loves to get physical, especially with your chick, and he sure knows how to use his dick. He can please her with the sound of his fingers that can type 105wpm. He is the man, the myth, the legend himself. Garlic Sexya
"Damn, I wish I was as confident as Garlic Sexya"
by dhitter February 15, 2022
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