galloway

to copy an original idea or unique thing from someone else and claim it as your own.

“did you see? tim totally gallowayed dave’s instagram feed”

by dr. gay mcgay September 8, 2018

Garlonda

Garlonda is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet. She'll make you feel as if you are the only person in the world that matters. She is the most beautiful, most funny, the smartest, and the most perfect girl you'll ever meet. She has a beautiful smile that can lighten up any dark room. She smells like a field of flowers. She'll always stand out from the crowd and (In my opinion) there is not one guy in the world that could be good enough for her (NOT EVEN ME) It's the little things that make you LOVE he even more. The way her eyes squint when she smiles. The way she laughs. The way you feel when you see he with another boy, that's how you know you love her. She has the softest hands and most beautiful hair. Her eyes sparkle as the stars in the night Skye. She is also an amazing kisser. MAKE sure you take good care of her because she has been threw a lot and never make her feel bad always try and lighten her day by making her laugh (she likes that). If you have her with you be sure to never take her for granted because she is so unique. And if you reading this (Garlonda, you know who you are, Duckie) ;) I miss you and hope your happy. I wont be mad if your with someone else because I'll never stop loving you no matter what. Please take good care of her. I will always stand by you and no one can ever take my love for you away.

(FLYING MONKEY) :)

Garlonda is the most wonderful girl in the world.

by Bithofthewonderful, April 24 April 15, 2019

Tia Galloway

a beautiful, well known girl in school who is nothing but nice to everyone. Someone who holds her heart on her sleeve but never makes a mistake with a boy twice. A Tia Galloway loves sports, football in particular and is usually attracted to Hispanic people. She also makes friends with lots of people really quick but she is wise when doing so.

Kid 1- Yo do you know Tia Galloway?
Kid 2- Ummm doesn't everyone?

by PrettiBoi'01 November 14, 2011

Galloway

A unit of measurement used for determining the size of one's penis. Similar to the 'guage' system, Galloways operate by calculating how many of one's penises fit the area of one S. Galloway penis which is approximately 10 inches long and 2.5 inches wide.

This is represented by whole numbers when said penis is less than and equal to one Galloway penis. When said penis is larger than one Galloway, fractions represent the area of said penis that is taken up by one Galloway penis.

Boy: Mine is three Galloways!
Girl: ...Are you joking?

Boy: Mine is one quarter Galloways!
Girl: Holy moly that's huge!!

by Gor3bag September 6, 2010

hoist the gallows

v. to frolic up a seafoam green hill while being chased by a chode monkey with a rope.

Hoist the gallows as fast as you can, Timmy!

by Princess Kevin the assassian March 21, 2011

Gawlowski

1. A gawlowski is most likely someone who is straight edge that hangs out and takes care of a bunch of alcoholics or stoners.

Thank God there was a gawlowski at the party last night to let us know that the pigs were coming.

by UAD January 3, 2010

Galloway

A term used most commonly to describe a grossly overachieving douche. Where most people settle for one extracurricular activity, a Galloway not only joins every organization on campus, he becomes president of them all. Usually seen on stage during graduation and other important all campus events, a Galloway has mastered the art of suckling the proverbial teet of the university system. Galloways do not pay for college, nor do they pay for most meals, that is the university's job after all. Most want to hate Galloways for their blatant disregard for mediocrity, but fear that ostrization will result in hating the most loved person on campus. A Galloway is the one person that you would gladly let your girlfriend sleep with, in fact, it would probably make you more popular.

"Why is that asshole always on stage during campuswide lectures...what a douche"
"Dude, shut the fuck up that Galloway has enough clout to get you expelled"

"Dude that kid is in every publication our school sends out...he must be related to someone on the board"
"Nah...he is just a Galloway"

by Austin Rutledge November 2, 2008