by Retoxicate June 13, 2015

A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.
by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

by sky May 10, 2003

Jordan... I through out a bag of trash... Not because I'm cleaning it... But because the trash can was full... And I thought it would be more compelling to have an empty garbage bin surrounded by garbage...
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

A sexy, super hot hunk that is a member of the EBaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she's not ugly... or something along those lines...
by G.C.L. April 30, 2005

A kind, forgiving, truthful person that is constantly framed to be a liar on the Ebaum's World forum.
Garbage Can Lid deserves a break from the jackasses of the forum, that constantly frame him for lying.
by G.C.L. May 2, 2005
