gar 

gar: the sound a pirate makes. can be used as a question, an interjection, or statement.

1)gar?
2)gar!
3)gar.

gar by Rey March 3, 2005

gar 

a shortened word for cigar in which the user splits the cigar, empties the tobacco that it originally contained and fills it with marijuana

Say bro, I just got some weed go to the store and get a gar.

gar by slabcentral October 16, 2008

gar 

Acronym for Greasy Ass Residue. This is due to putting in a full day of work and treating the posterior's hygenic needs as secondary. GAR is difficult to eliminate with simple wiping and requires severe measures, such as showering in a headstand.

Sorry for the squeaking. I have some major GAR to take care of tonight.

gar by Henry Horsham June 5, 2003

gar 

1. Noun
Gar--a fish
hell gars--fish from hell, enjoy eating legs
undead hell gars--see above, but undead
undead subterranean hell gars--see above, but come at you from underground unexpectantly.

2. Adjective
Used to describe something otherwise indescribably bad, gay, horrible, or inept.

1. "NSYNC should be stranded on a deserted island populated by undead-subterranean-hell-gars."

2. Pacifists are gar. Anti-war protesters should be castrated.

gar by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

gar 

A term originally created by hics and bullriders of Southeast Alberta, Canada, particularly the Bindloss region. It is short for "Garbage".

"Man, my score was low 'cuz I drew Yellobelly. That bull is gar."

gar by Lowell Monagle August 28, 2004

Gar 

Gay Anal Rape. Refers to the amount of penetration a male anime character can endure without shedding "manly tears" or having his sphincter reduced to a bloody mess.

Weeaboo #1: Damn, Simon survived Kamina's Giga Drill Attack for a full 20 minutes before losing consciousness.

Weeaboo #2: I told you that nigga was gar!

Gar by Blascowitz April 18, 2010

GAR 

Grown Ass Retard, someone who is not clinicly retarded, but acts like a fucking retard

Look at that GAR over there trying to catch water with a net

GAR by Thuggy Fizzle March 27, 2010