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Gander means to take a look ot glance around. It is the stupidest word known to man. Only used by a specimen named Banial Bernandez.
sad stranger: wah wah wah

baniel: *ganders at the sad stranger*

sad stranger: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are creat alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
baniel: moshi moshi
gander by urbandictrionaryer2 April 11, 2022
A GAY GENDERED YANDERE

(This totally isn’t a made up word I use to insult my friends)
Person 1: you look like a Gander
Person 2: what the fuck is a Gander
Person 1: A gay gendered yandere obviously!
Gander by Very nice <3 September 7, 2023
Gander by TheColoringPig October 24, 2023
Eva- Hey it’s so nice outside!
Janya- you are right. Let’s take a gander around the block.
Eva- what a splendid idea.
Gander by Bigjjjjjj May 13, 2024

gander of the goose 

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

gander reveal 

A meme that was going around r/traa for a week then died. It was used to poke fun at people who throw a party over their baby's genitals
angy tran: Come to my gander reveal
gross cishet: don't you mean gen-
angy tran: no you pedo
angy tran 2:*releases geese into the house*
gander reveal by DatGooseBoio February 2, 2021