gammon

Getting stuck doing something really lame with a friend who is usually lame. It inevitably causes you to miss out on something fun. Term comes from the game backgammon.

1. G: Yo Fridge, why didn't you roll up to the courts last night? We was ballin!

Fridge: Damn G, the fool up the way rolled up and I got gammoned!

2.Hey G, make sure you text me if you really going to this movie, I don't want the goob to gammon me into watchin some bullshit.

by Gaggle Kang November 12, 2020

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

gammon hangers

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.

whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!

by twanthony December 18, 2010

gammon curtains

fanny lips, the outer lips of a female genetalia. Labia

gammon ( as in the meat slices ). hence gammon curtains. aka gammy curtains. aka beef flaps

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

hanging gammon

hanging gammon. a noun <verb> to describe a low hanging cliterous.

look at her over there. her gammon is hanging low.

she Has hanging gammon and I don't mean in the kitchen

by Masterbains February 3, 2014

gammon hangers

Flapping female labia - see beef curtains

She had gammon hangers like a pork butcher on pension day

by Beefy February 9, 2004

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013