gentleman’s garnish

when you put your dick in someone’s drink and the balls hangs outside against the glass

beach dad chad provided the girl with a gentleman’s garnish after a long night of drinking that seemed to go nowhere

by Mikhalla December 28, 2022

Gake, Gakey, Gakeish, Gakery

Used to describe the polar ends of the spectrum for good and bad. Gake like could be the best of the best when it comes to being referred to as a Gake, Gakey or Gakeish... conversely as used when it comes to behaviour, it usually means extremely inappropriate yet somehow endearing, daring, audacious, naughty af... used interchangeably according to context (like fuck, shit etc- except with more positive connotations applied for Gake).

Gake, Gakey, Gakeish, Gakery What an absolute farkin gake I was that day! ... That sounds like Gakery to me! ...How is my lil gake on a lake eating cake? OH FFS you're such a fkn GAKE! ...Send me your stoopid Gakey face.

by GAKESANON January 1, 2022

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

garnishtree

a chick who looks and smells like dirty smelly swamp roots.

this chick i a garnishtree.

by OXIDIZED November 24, 2011

garnished dish

Not an obscure sex term.

"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"

by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015

Gannish

A mispronunciation for ganache, a form of dark semi sweet chocolate blended with cream. Used by ignorant people who don't know that the pronunciation sounds like g'nosh

What are all them different chocolates in the box? Look at this one, gannish

by Sir Carlton October 16, 2020

gaynish

gayer then gay

your so gaynish

by nickelod January 11, 2021