Gaara of the Funk

Gaara of the Sand's more comical alias. Though it is fanmade, Gaara of the Funk has become popular, mostly on the internet. One can assume that it comes from his red afro like hair. The Naruto Abridged Series on youtube features Gaara in funk-form. Gaara is a character from the Naruto series.

Gaara of the Funk Quotes:
"Funk Coffin!"
"You don't respect the funk... for that, I will kill you!"
"If you want to pass through here alive, you'll have to beat me.. in DDR!"

by Otterdude December 11, 2007

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Gaara

Gaara is the most cutest anime boy in the anime Naruto. He had a sad history, his father sealed the one tailed beast inside of him before birth. This causing his mother to die when he was born. His father blamed Gaara for her death and the whole village became afraid of him. Gaara then grew up alone not even his brother or sister wanted to go near him. One of the senseis he had who loved him then tried to assainated Gaara. gaara then learned to care and love only himself. His mothers love was put into the sand which is in the gourd on his back and that sand will go to his protection at any time Gaara then began to continue to live his life alone in sadness and hatred until he met Naruto and became happy then starting a new life.
P.s. the thing around Galata's eyes is a birthmark not mascara just like Naruto doesn't have whiskers it's a birth mark.

Gaara is an awesome character in naruto

by Mizuki Herazaki August 2, 2018

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gaara fangirl

A common species of fangirl, often from North America or Canada.

This breed of fangirl will generally worship the Naruto character Gaara, to the point of rabid obsession. (Ex. Having posters, plushies, pictures, action figures, videos, fanarts, fanfictions, T-shirts, ect. with Gaara)

Also may think they 'own' this fictional 2D character, or are with or married to him. Overall, very dangerous. Approach with caution.

Normal Person: Isn't Gaara cool?

Gaara Fangirl #1: -gasp- HOW DARE YOU, YOU WHORE?! HE'S MY SMEXILICIOUS 2D CHARACTER!! -foams at the mouth-

Normal Person: O_o -backs away slowly-

by LonelyNeko13 January 19, 2008

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garnagash

When your friend can’t understand an Indian accent on “card or cash”, and therefore resorts to this word in distress

Cashier: “Would you like card or cash” (Indian accent)

Friend: “NO GARNAGASH!” (Said loud and slow)

by QueefLord123 August 3, 2021

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Gaara

That dude in naruto and born with eyeliner and got cursed with a stupid tattoo saying “愛” which means love. He had a rough childhood and he looked like a guy who belongs in an emo boyband and actually looked good. Now he just got a Karen cut.

Gaara is from naruto.

by G A A R A April 6, 2022

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Gaara Syndrome

A condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. Someone who has Gaara Syndrome is often called a Gaarasist. Not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.

Eugene: Fuck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!

by BaconFTW!!! November 14, 2010

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