Griffing

To jerk someone off without their prior consent

Old mate : Last night i woke up to a mate GRIFFING me off, Cheeky bugger!

by Griffoneering December 7, 2011

greefing

The act of killing friendly team players online. Usually done by duchebags, angry 12 year Olds and bitter playes from countries that shall be left unnamed. First Person Shooters are the first type of game where this is most common.

Hay! Some of our guys are getting shot from behind. It's that heavy gunner player doing all the greefing. We should report him so he can get banned. Those idiots ruin all the games.

by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016

Book Grieving

When a book causes you to grieve over its characters or content.

Friend 1: Can I stay here? I'm book grieving.

Friend 2: Not again. But yeah. Why are you 'book grieving' this time?

Friend 1: Alaska just died. And now I'm sad.

by Ruth Connors October 3, 2013

Horny Grieving

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.

Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔

by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023

Grieving Shoeman

When someone is grieving the loss of a loved one and while having sex uses his/her tears as lube.

After my Dad's funeral last night I gave that hot blonde a Grieving Shoeman.

by BNArmy March 31, 2009

Griffing

An intentional misspelling of griefing, often used by noobs.

XXChocolateLover66: Hey bro, wanna go griffing on this server?

DragonEggs3486: Nah bro, besides, it's GRIEFING not GRIFFING

by deathgleaner May 27, 2012

virtual grieving

The process of grieving a loss of a virtual relationship.

Virtual grieving, anger, sorrow, regret, negotiation, sorrow, letting go.

by rogerian July 10, 2009