green lantern that ho

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.

Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.

by Coletrain December 12, 2007

DJ Green Lantern

Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.

DJ Green Lantern aka The Evil Geneuis

by MVP February 7, 2005

DJ Green Lantern

DJ Green Lantern is Eminem and D12's DJ.

He's allright.

by Diego October 2, 2003

green lantern

When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.

"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

Green Lantern Movie

Doesn't exist.

Bro, did you see The Green Lantern Movie?

Naw fam, doesn't exist.

by Geckotastica November 17, 2020

green lantern that ho

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

by almightyidill November 16, 2007

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011