GPS
GPS by Lavar Ball August 20, 2019
GPS
The GPS (Greater “public “ Schools) is a complex network of schools in Sydney and Armidale (but we will not talk about them)
To best describe the GPS schools we’ll think of it as a family. The oldest school King’s would be the father who is overly competitive with his children. Shore and Riverview would be the twins who are constantly at each other’s necks. Then Grammar, Grammar is the smart adopted Asian who some how wasn’t tiger parented but ended up too smart. Sydney boys are similar except they’re white. Newington is the “edgy” older brother. Joeys is Joeys (just cause) and Knox is the deranged uncle
To best describe the GPS schools we’ll think of it as a family. The oldest school King’s would be the father who is overly competitive with his children. Shore and Riverview would be the twins who are constantly at each other’s necks. Then Grammar, Grammar is the smart adopted Asian who some how wasn’t tiger parented but ended up too smart. Sydney boys are similar except they’re white. Newington is the “edgy” older brother. Joeys is Joeys (just cause) and Knox is the deranged uncle
GPS by Thickllkkkkk March 29, 2019
GPS
GPS is an acronym for "Gay Pants Syndrome", which is the phenomenon that occurs when someone wears baggy pants and shoes. If the bottom of the pant leg goes over the tongue of the shoe (way over), then you look "gay", and therefore have GPS. It is the duty of anyone aware of GPS to warn someone else if they have it, so they don't end up looking retarded. The only exception to this rule is if they're a huge fag and then you just make fun of them for being a fag, because no one likes fags. The only exceptions to this rule are when the person has either work boots or splash pants on (If they have both them they're a fag anyway).