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Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.
Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?
by Candy Ass White Boy April 18, 2010
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Hot Goalie

A used condom or tissue full of ejaculate that needs to be disposed of.
I was trying to get rid of this hot goalie after jerking off, but my roommate was taking a shit in the hallway bathroom.
by Naughty Bilo April 29, 2010
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goal hanging

Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.

Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers
Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"

Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"
by professorrev July 30, 2009
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Gyal clown

Caribbean slang (especially Jamaican patois) for Simp; a male who'll do anything to please a girl (even if it would make him look like an idiot).
"oh lawd him ah gyal clown"
by UptownChargie October 8, 2020
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South gyal

The best type of girls to be with they are the most loyal girls in Trinidad and can be found in villages such as La Romaine, San Fernando,Gasparillo,Current Hills and Pleasantville.
Them south gyal does have d best pussy soldier
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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Goalpost Shifter

The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.
Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.
by Shiine-1 February 2, 2022
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Couple Goals

"That" couple that has it all. Non-stop laughter, cute AF and you just know they've got a bangin sex life.
Did you see their latest YouTube video where Rose scores goals to see Rosie's boobs? Rose and Rosie are couple goals AF.
by MingerSquare April 12, 2017
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