This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
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Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.
The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)
She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)
She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)
by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008
Get the goosedick mug.The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.
So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.
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Get the Goosenecking mug.Brian said to his girl gimme that good Goose neck and Jackie proceeded to pleasure ya boi.
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Get the Gimme that good goose neck mug.The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))
Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.
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