Beat the Golf Ball

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".

Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!

by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009

Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021

Ball Golf

A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.

person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"

by jimmyrunningdeep April 20, 2009

Golf balls in carrier bags

1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.

2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.

Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?

Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.

Baggers: Rancid cans?

Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.

by Baggers80 September 2, 2010

Golf Balling

The act of putting a golf ball in a girl's ass and then pushing it in as far as you can with your penis to see how long she can hold it

Golf Balling, Golf, Balling

by Long Island Stew June 1, 2009

Hit Golf Balls

Slang for jerking off, ambiguous enough so your girl won't figure it out

I hit golf balls in the shower this morning.

by Adam32 July 26, 2007

Golf balling

Breaking into a Golf Course usually somewhere in Idaho and going into the water hazard and getting golf balls for "fun" when someone actually gets paid to do that job.

Hillary wanted us to go golf balling when we all knew that someone else does it to get paid so why would we do his/her job? Plus who would go to Idaho?

by Joey1984 September 12, 2007