godless left

Refers to use of the left hand while masterbating. Most males predominately use their right hand to "beat the bishop", hence the term "religious right". The earliest known example of this "switch-hit" is found in Bible chapter favorite Dudeurontome.

"Man, I'm tired of getting jerked-off by the religious right!"

"Then use your godless left and stop whining."

by mazdafarian November 17, 2009

Godliest

This is an Andeh original and it means super super awesome that even the awesomest person in the world would think its awesome

-Person 1: So what did you think of that film? I found it really cool

-Person 2: To be honest, I agree. I found it rather godliest

by HJx April 25, 2009

Godless Sodomite

A term that originated from Stephen Colbert during the Emmys of 2006. It means an atheist or a god-rebelling fag who commits sodomy (a.k.a. fag buttsex).

Stephen Colbert at the Emmys: Good evening, godless sodomites.

by A.K.A. Fluffy July 4, 2010

Golnessa

A girl with passion, strength and courage. Beautiful like a flower in the inside and out and always hardworking. A great friend to a Pamela, funny and amazing in every way. Get yourself a Golnessa coz you won't find anyone else like her.

"She is so beautiful!, what's her name?"
"I heard she is called Golnessa "

by Elliedieter February 18, 2019

goobiness

The way or level oneself is a goob (short for goober)

Person A: Look at her she is so cute
Person B: Yeah her goobiness is really cute

by R3DBOI June 2, 2019

Godless help

Godless help. This refers to a situation when a unintelligent person with atheistic spiritual views tries to mock other people with religious beliefs, mostly belonging to certain religious groups/religions such as Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, etc.

jeez that moron only brings godless help to those grammies at the church

by punrigby November 22, 2021

Godless Left

The opposite and much more dangerous counterpart to the so called religious right the godless left wants absolute power over government and the nation and will use any opportunity such as economic crises, natural disasters, mass murders, etc. to further their liberal social agenda. The godless left would rather pass moronic liberal social policies, ban free speech (unless you agree with them), and point fingers at everybody else, instead of doing anything worthwhile for the United States. They want the US to have an atheistic government and to brainwash everybody into sharing their same views.

Members of the godless left can often be found complaining about "In God We Trust" on the the American dollar, "One Nation, Under God" in the pledge (or the whole pledge), and will bitch anytime somebody says "God Bless America." They think they are being threatened every time they see Christian imagery, and generally they exist to make the world a shittier place.

Members of the godless left are often leftists who also promote things like gutting our national defense, wasting money on carbon credits,

"Religious right? The religious right is harmless besides for a few moronic traitors in that inbred Westboro "Baptist Church". The real threat is the godless left who is working to strip your rights and destroy everything America stands for. They would force gay marriage instead of civil unions, remove the 2nd amendment to the Constitution, and ban freedom of religion if they could."

by KingLampshade May 21, 2009