goats'

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

by trice22 March 11, 2009

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

goats baw

Scottish term for someone who is a complete fucking arsehole

Baw is Scots for testicle. You are effectively calling someone a goat's testicle.

Can be used in friendly and offensive contexts.

"Shut it ya goat's baw"

"Hey ya fuckin goat's baw, whit ye daein? Looking for a fight ur ye?"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

goats eye

The Arabian Goats Eye is a cock ring with a goats eye attached around it for extra pleasure.

Have 1,001 Arabian orgasms! Soak the Goats Eye in warm water 5 minutes before sex and place around the shaft. During erection the ring will tighten itself and with each thrust the fine hairs will stimulate the clitoris and the opening to the vagina.

The pressure of the Goats Eye can also help maintain erections. Size of an orgasm!

Jonathan placed the goats eye over his rock hard penis and began instering his member into his parner (a random homeless man found on the streets of Leeds, UK). His partner chuckled with delite as the goats eye tickled his tender rectum before he screamed and Jon released his creamy load over his partners sweating back.

by Rob Hogsmith January 9, 2006

Goats Foot

Same as a Camel Toe but for more petite women.

The babes hot pants are so tight she's buffing her goats foot!

by Digmut March 6, 2008

Goats Nose

Caribbean slang for pussy.

"mon you see dem girls over there?"

"ya mon, some serious goats nose over there!"

by Caboexpat April 2, 2010