gnome 

A angry little gnome who experiences gnome rage as a consequence of constant P.M.S

"Hes about to gnome rage"

gnome by squiddy_121 November 14, 2003

gnome 

pronounced nome

a little elf that will try to kill you or take over the world, and they are tricky little shits too

mom the damn gnomes are after me

gnome by The prince of darkness April 24, 2005

Gnome 

A person who plays computer or console games excessively or enjoys programming entirely too much. Gnomes are often characterized by their poor grooming skills, atrocious odor and lack of social skills. Gnomes are rarely seen out of their natural habitat, (bedroom) which known as a gnome hole.

Did you smell the stench comin off that gnome? I wonder when the last time he took a shower was? Or the last time he saw a girl.

Gnome by mr_scones October 24, 2006

gnome 

the one race in WoW EVERYONE hates, whether Alliance or Horde

went to stormwind yesterday, stupid gnome n00b asked me for all my gold. i /ignored the bitch and told him to kiss my purple night elf ass.

gnome by Amalja May 1, 2011

Gnome 

A Small Bearded Man.
See Mr. Trimmer

Mr. Trimmer is a Gnome.

Gnome by John October 11, 2004

gnome 

evil vice principal... looks like a gnome, walks like a gnome... i guess its a gnome... wears blue suits and a red tie to make up for the pointy red hat he can not wear during school hours... short, fat, crew cut, funny nose... evil. in all, summed up, pure. evil...

"Lawn gnome... doo DOO doo doo DOO doo.... youre life is.. and exctiing adventure... lawn gnooome...."

gnome by is toby December 11, 2004

gnome 

people who live under corn fields in Michigan. Like midgets only smaller. They abducted kline and use the travelocity guy as a coverup. Until Kline came along, Rick was their leader.

"What just grabbed my foot?"
"That would be a gnome."

gnome by Cjhat August 21, 2008