To royally screw up a situation. Particularly if the person screwing up thought that they were fully in control and confident their actions would turn out favourably.
The Police pulled a Gulvin when they raided a house for cannabis... only to find that the residents grew their own Japanese Maples.
Bruce went full Gulvin when he dumped Gloria the day before she won the lottery.
Bruce went full Gulvin when he dumped Gloria the day before she won the lottery.
by lafayette101 June 14, 2017
Get the Gulvin mug.word used to see how high you really are. if you are unable to say the word correctly, that means that you have smoked way to much, and should hold off for a couple of hours.
by Joe12345 October 5, 2006
Get the glubinheimer mug.The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.
Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
by GloveMaster of GloveWorld December 12, 2018
Get the Gloving mug.Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
by cosmo November 3, 2006
Get the gloving mug.The act of fingering ones own anus. Used predominantly as an insult. Rubber Glovin' is taboo in most Western civilisations.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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