Glocktard

An individual who is utterly convinced that Glocks are the end-all-be-all of pistols. Will go on endlessly about how great Glock is, despite the fact that Glocks are cheaply-made, have terrible ergonomics, and will break and wear out much faster than they want to believe. Will turn into a complete asshole when presented with evidence that a 1911, SiG, H&K, Cz, or other weapon outperforms a Glock in any possible way. Very frequently found among (but not limited to) cops who never shot a pistol before being issued a Glock and have never or rarely shot anything else. Tend to get very embarrassed when they try out a non-Glock pistol and find that it's easier, more accurate, and more comfortable to shoot, and thus will often refuse to shoot something else when offered the chance.

Note: owning a Glock or liking Glocks does not make one a glocktard. To qualify as a glocktard, they must be downright GAY for black Tupperware guns and insistent that anybody who's not like them is a moron. Compare with SiGsucker, HKfag. Contrast with 1911 nut.

Guy 1: "That asshole won't shut up about his gay little Glock."
Guy 2: "I know. His shot groups are all over the place with that thing. I just kicked his ass with my 1911 at 25 yards, but he says my gun's a piece of shit."
Guy 1: "I outshot him with my XD, too, and he says we're retards and he's an expert."
Guy 2: "God, I fucking hate glocktard a!"

by yt45 November 14, 2014

Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

I got a glock in my rari

A person who has a glock in his/her rari. They also have 17 shots wait no I mean 38.

P1: I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
P2: 17 SHOTS NO 38!
P3: what are these idiots doing on my front lawn again.

by weeeeeeeeeewww October 9, 2022

pop the glock

a bad ass song by Uffie.

example on youtube. search pop the glock

by Sessee September 7, 2007

Glock 18

A fully-automatic version of the Glock 17. Identical in apperance to Glock 17 except for the Flip lever on the slide used to change fire mode between Semi-Auto and Full-Auto

"The Glock 18 is hard to fire with one hand."

by Richard Gardner February 1, 2006

Glocky

Glocky is used in a few carti songs and it means the gun (glock)

I put the lean on the rocks (glockyy)

by Car bombings May 20, 2019

Glock

n. 1) An Austrian corporation, known for it's fine pistols, though it also manufactures entrenching tools and knives. Glock pistols are unique in that they have no external safties, and are made with high-impact polymers - though they are 80% steel, and will set off metal detectors.
2) Gaston Glock, the company's founder and President.
3) Slang: An expensive-looking semi-automatic pistol.

1) The robbers pulled out Glocks and pointed them at the bank employees.

2) I had a chat with Mr. Glock.

3) "Yo' G, hook me up wit' 'dat Glock!"
"Actually, sir, that is a Sig-Sauer."
"'Dat be wack!"

by Spock July 13, 2003