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hot girl tour

after a hot girl turns 18 in the US, if she is not from LA, NYC, or miami then she will usually travel to all 3 of these cities and live in each one until about the age of 30. during this time she will put herself on display and usually try to land a rich husband that will allow her to never work a day in her life, but the vast majority fail at doing so and wind up living back at their parents house or working an awful job in marketing with a creepy boss.

some variations of the hot girl tour include london or paris, especially if they bagged a student visa. if london was a part of the hot girl tour, they usually return to the US with a fake accent.
you didn't know naomi's accent was fake? she picked it up in london during her hot girl tour.
by steg0saur February 8, 2023
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hot girl

a girl that attracts guys and gives them boners and makes them want to do nasty things to her.
hay hot girl take your clothes off and let me eat your pussy
by bitchnigerfrombangcock April 20, 2009
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Hot Girl Affect

When you are in a relaxed, comfortable state of mind, watching television and a commercial airs with an extremely attractive women actress. Suddenly your hormones become hyper-active and the desire to engage in sexual intercourse becomes intense. The transition from mellow to aroused after observing a hot girl is know as the Hot Girl Affect.
-Hey my bad man I think I clogged your toilet, wheres the plunger? Hellooo you here me? Eww why do you have a boner?

-Oops sorry, Carmen Electra was just on a Lectric Shave commercial and I started to day-dream.

-Its cool dude, the Hot Girl Affect gets to even the best of us, no worries, but your toilets still clogged...
by Chippinit April 14, 2011
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Hot girl

Two kinds of hot girls:

Good hot girl: A very kind, classy, open girl with a sweet smile who treats everybody equally as she would wish to be treated. She has a flawless and pretty face with a slender, fit physique, and is generally quite popular around her school, church, town, and with boys. However, she does not put anyone down for their looks or interests, and she does not think of herself as any better than someone else because of her looks or popularity. Despite her great disposition, many people immediately assume she is narcissistic or slutty out of pure jealousy. Contrary to popular belief, girls like these are actually fairly common.

Bad hot girl: A downright mean, cruel, and hurtful female who uses her looks as an advantage to treat less fortunate (if you can call it that) people like shit, whilst fucking her so-called "boyfriend" every night. She struts around the school with her equally bad posse gossiping and spreading hurtful rumors about folks who don't fit her definition of cool. These ones should always be avoided.
Ex.1(good hot girl)Jamie-"Oh, great. Here comes Amanda. Look at her, she thinks she's so cool."

Amanda to Jamie-"Hi, Jamie! How are you??"

Jamie-(whispered) "Pssh. Skank."

Brandon-"You know, I talked to Amanda yesterday and she is genuinely really nice! She even helped me on my algebra quiz!"

Jamie-"Wow, really? Well, maybe I should get to know her."

Ex.2(Bad hot girl)Jack-"Oh, great. Here comes Princess Roxanne Royalty III. Wow, she won't even acknowledge anyone else. I guess we're just not cool enough for her."

Jessica-"Yeah, yesterday her and her friends threw a textbook at me and called me fat."
by The Mandon November 8, 2010
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Hot Girl Complex

A girl or girls who think they are piping hot when they are out. Standing around holding their drinks looking around, never engaging in conversation first. Don't even think about looking like you are having a good time, it's all about being hot & being cool.
"It's like she has hot girl complex, she didn't say one word to me" "Oh she has hot girl complex, that's why she looked depressed all night"
by jackiebluejean May 26, 2018
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hot girl walk

"The weather's so nice, I think I'll go for a stroll."

"Ew Mom what's a stroll?"

"You know, when you just walk around and think..."

"Mom! Don't be a boomer that's called a hot girl walk."

"You were a mistake."
by Dan H1 June 29, 2023
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token hot girl

The one good looking girl in a group of fat chicks.
Wow, if it wasn't for the token hot girl with them, those fat chicks would never get in the club.
by dc12345 May 22, 2007
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