by laserpride March 10, 2020
Get the gentle caress mug.
WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
by Sex Ed December 24, 2006
by FeelsAwfullyCool September 11, 2016
A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*
Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
by bha gilani September 29, 2009
by Andy Burland October 19, 2007
by lucifers right glove May 22, 2021