Gasps in Spanish

Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).
Friend- “I’m pregnant
You- *gasps in Spanish*
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Pussy Gasp

Audible expulsion of air through the vaginal opening of a female human being.
"Giiiiiiiiirl did you just Pussy Gasp?"
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Poosi Gasp

jessica: omg i just had a poosi gasp
tom:
whatthefuck
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gasping gecko

A term used when a person is surprised.
Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!
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Le Gasp!

This is an E-gasp.Used when someone is appauled or offended.
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Gasp For Cum

When you are masturbating under a blanket or in a sleeping bag and when you begin to orgasm you frantically claw your way out.
Mom: What are you doing son!?

Dad: Don't worry honey, it's just a gasp for cum
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Gasping for Breath

When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.
Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.
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