by Retoxicate June 13, 2015

A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.
by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

by sky May 10, 2003

A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him
Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger
by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022

Jordan... I through out a bag of trash... Not because I'm cleaning it... But because the trash can was full... And I thought it would be more compelling to have an empty garbage bin surrounded by garbage...
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

A sexy, super hot hunk that is a member of the EBaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she's not ugly... or something along those lines...
by G.C.L. April 30, 2005
