Rahul Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi is the best ever Stand-up comedian in the world. He is also known for his invention "aloo se sona". People usually call him "Pappu" because he is still a 2 years old kid from mindset at the actual age of 51. In simple words most stupid politician India ever had. M,ake your child Charlie Chaplin, Mr. Bean but never make your child Rahul Gandhi.

Toofan se pehle ati hai andhi, har bar harta hai Rahul Gandhi.

by Abhinavsh November 26, 2021

Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017

The Drunken Gandhi

A person who turns into a philosophical human rights activist while intoxicated. Though pretty normal while sober, usually this person would go on and on about their philosophical bullshit while under the influence. And God forbid if they detect another drunken Gandhi in the vicinity to discuss/argue with ... usually screws up the night for the Drunken Non-Gandhis who just want to enjoy their time.

Friend 1: Dude ... Sunny just had two beers ... I bet he's gonna turn into the Drunken Gandhi again.
Friend 2: Shit we should keep Jimmy away from him otherwise this night is fucked !

by MrFoulMouth April 13, 2013

Rahul Gandhi

The one and only true comedian of india if dear rahul gandhi was not there in india that every indian would have gone into depression as only one source of true entertainment is Rahul baba and Sonia momi

Rahul Gandhi : is another elon musk in terms of machines can even ensure to make gold out of your po*p

by Kk240 November 25, 2021

rahul Gandhi

he is good at unintentional comedy but accidentally entered in politics. he pretend him as a youth leader but actually he is 52 year old age yuva neta, he is son of a bar dancer and his political party's unofficial name is sonia sena

rahul Gandhi is greatest comedian of all time...

by Antonio maino November 24, 2021

Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.

"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"

by Rukusan August 30, 2005

glandhandler

someone (usually female) who is widely experienced in the anatomy of the male member

"that Sharon is a right glandhandler; the filthy old rotter"

by SPACENEWT October 30, 2008