gaff

a long pole usually made out of bamboo or aluminum with a hook on the end. it is stuck into large fishes in order to bring them onto a fishing boat.

he gaffed the tuna in the head.

i need a gaff here.

by someone who knows the real definition of gaff June 26, 2006

gaff

A slang word, used mostly in Britain as another word for house. Mostly used by morons and tools.

Hey, you coming round my gaff?

Your house, yes. But not your gaff.

by gaffhater August 22, 2009

Gaff

To get caught up in or by something unexpectedly with negative results. Based on the hook used to drag a large fish onto a boat.

Admiral Krag was the king of internet latinas until he got gaffed by a cease and desist letter.

by nexusix February 2, 2009

gaff

(Isle of Man) Slang for a house party.

"Andy's having a gaff on Saturday."

by William Holme February 18, 2017

gaff

an empty house usually with intention of having a party

lewis: my parents are on holiday so i'm having a gaff

jason: yaaaaassss i'm buzzing , haven't been to your gaff in ages

by lolxoxomm February 13, 2017

Gaff

To steal something

I gaffed your lighter.

by Mary Jane1313 March 30, 2010

Gaff

A combination of a goof and a laugh.

Ethan: We do it for the goof, the laughs, and the gaff's.
Hila: Mhm.

by AuntHilda July 2, 2017