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newly forming eyebrows
i had by eybrows waxed but a weet later i had gerts
by Joe Summers February 3, 2003
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A grenade, especially one used in a video game
Damn... son, I just got gerted!
by Crapshooter August 5, 2003
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gert

To be embarrassed. An exclamation, claiming that someone should be embarrassed.
When I farted in class I was so gerted.

Gert, thinkin' you were gettin' some.
by JessicaEst December 23, 2006
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"Gert" is another way to express hatred without using foul language such as: bitch, cunt, whore, slut, skeeze, etc.
She is such a gert.
by A&A Word January 22, 2011
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another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!
nick: that is the most gert ring ever!

kelli: i know right it is!
by danceyoudance! July 6, 2009
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'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
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Gert.

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