digital people watching

Like people watching , but digitally.

A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.

I like digital people watching before bed.

by Little speck April 4, 2018

watching scary movies

to have loud sex

Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.

by chocolate603 October 17, 2010

Watching Gacha Heat

This term is slang for slowly and surely killing yourself via losing your own sanity and dying from the most horrifying version of cringe

Person 1: hey person 2, what are you doing?
Person 2:watching Gacha Heat
Person 1: DON'T DO IT PERSON 2, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!

by Mittens Da Cat February 1, 2021

pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto

I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro

by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Twatching

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

by jacandy December 19, 2019

binge-watching

Marathon viewing of a TV show from its dvd box set.

I Felt like hell all day because, I was up till 4:00 binge-watching season 2 of "Dexter".

by Bri720 January 30, 2010