futher

combination of mother fucker used in moments of extreme rage toward friends or yourself

U stupid ass futher!!

by riah March 21, 2003

futherflump

A futherflump can either be a situation that is messed up or embarrassing. Or a situation in which you have messed something up. (You can also be a futherflump).

A: oh man this situation is such a futherflump!

B: oh man I really futherflumped that exam.

C: I can believe I just messed up that badly, I am such a futherflump!

by Mclachers September 10, 2019

Futher Mucker

When an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their anus tickled with a feather.

"Dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?"

"Not really, but if I'm lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!"

by Zombiebucket October 17, 2009

futher mucker

Same as above, commonly used in Insane Clown Posse lyrics.

My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak through his yard
To find the futher mucker
And he's got a pitbull dog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back

by xJUGGLAx October 16, 2006

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016

Armanen Futharkh

A totally BADASS set of Germanic runes, 18 in total, which are supposedly the original runes discovered/invented thousands of years ago by Odin himself! They were rediscovered by Austrian mystic and literary man Guido von List in the early 1900s. The Armanen Futharkh Has several layers of secret meanings, only used by HARDCORE Asatru, heathens, and occult magicians. Often wrongly confused for Heinrich Himmler's "Nazi runes" although they were published before Hitler and Himmler were old enough to buy a beer. They are NOT the same runes used by the dwarves in Tolkien books (those are based on the 33 Anglo-Saxon runes) although this is a common rumor.

"I just got a set of these Armanen Futharkh rune stones online, I OWNZ all you hippie new-agers."

"I'm not a racist, fuck you, these are Armanen Futharkh! Know what that means? Yeah, that's what I thought."

"wait you thought I was just a crazy LOTR nerd? Buddy, you need to get out more. I'm a practitioner of Armanen Futharkh, these runes are the real deal!"

by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015

Futharkesque

1. manifesting the hatred of life into words. often in the form of a journal entry, digital or not.

2. a journal entry where you whine and whine and whine about nothing.

I wrote a futharkesque post today.

by Futhark September 9, 2004