You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

fornitura

Spanish twist on an English word, with several meanings and uses

1. a person of little to no self drive, who needs to be moved around and pushed around to get them to do something.

2. a friend who promised to do something and then renegued for no good reason, especially if this is his or her usual behavior

can be shortened to "forni" as in "que forni eres" when talking to the person being described by the word

Mi fornitura hermano quedo conmigo en llevarme los muebles hoy a casa, pero nunca llego.

Quedaste mal conmigo, que forni eres.

by Rebe September 8, 2005

fjurniture

Swedish furniture

I went to Ikea and got some fjurniture for the summer house near the fjord.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 2, 2008

Fornitard

Someone who is crap at sex

Dude! sydney was such a Fornitard she couldnt even suck on my ballsack right!

by Chance 242424242424 March 5, 2009

furniture

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

by duffolonious March 29, 2009

Furniture shopping

Inappropriate or predatory sexual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small penises and low IQs)
See: Donald Trump

"I did try and f--- her. She was married... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" - Donald Trump

by Princeofpalmbeach October 9, 2016

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

by Dharya9 December 3, 2003