Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

Chili fur burger

When you put chili on a woman's furry vagina and eat that shit off

Dude justin ate a chili fur burger last night! Gross

by Furifriend April 1, 2022

grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.

Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways

by Parry by June 7, 2022

fur burgers

Female Genitalia (unshaven)

Yeah I've been craving burgers, too. Fur Burgers! Let's go pick up some trim at the strip club!

by Neil Patrick Harris May 13, 2005

fur burgers

Yeah its from Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle

its reall a very very hair pussy... aka the "fur" part of it

The quote is really "Dude yeah im hungry for burgers, FUR BURGERS!"

by Nick April 5, 2005

fur burgers

When u get the muches and ure surrounded by chicks, its time to go get so downunder. (refer to harold and kumar go to white castle.)

Niel patcrik harris "dude screw white castle hamburgers. lets go get real humburgers. fur burger."

by your mom February 17, 2005

fur buhrger

An unshaven vagina

That is one fur buhrger you got there

by Liam neeson: AKA:badass May 25, 2016