vaginal fungus

This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.

A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....

Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.

Woman: Ohhhh its grown!

by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008

Fungus Hole

A vagina with yeast infection.

Fuck Jane got one hell of a fungus hole. I'm outa there.

by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009

fungus crown

To slap one in the forehead with your manmeat, in such a manner as to cause a mushroom shaped bruise, on said forehead. Repeat as necessary to create the bruising effect. Or, as desired.

by EnriqueTDL October 21, 2003

fungusting

an event that is funny and entertaining but leaves you utterly disgusted.

laughing at the intimacy lubracants at Walgreens was fungusting.

by a hiz May 1, 2007

Finsub

Noun Financial submission. Someone (typically in a D/s M/s relationship) who enjoys having their Dom/Domme Master/Mistress control their finances and spend their money. see also: life

Dick: I wonder why Bob had to cancel his vacation?
Jane: Bob is a finsub. His Master drained his bank account on the last shopping trip.

by randroid January 2, 2015

funsucker

somebody who sucks the fun out of anything.

The funsuckers have ruined halloween with their irrational fears.

by MacQuarrie December 4, 2003

recreational fungus

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version)
Requiem for a Dream
Pink Floydd-The Wall
Venice Beach
Las Vegas

DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!

"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?"

"WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"

by Jrockwhc June 10, 2009