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fresno funnel cake

when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his ass
The circus wasn't too bad because they were giving free Fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant shit.
by Bracco October 20, 2008
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funnel cake

when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.
Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.
by Jim555 June 29, 2006
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funnel cake

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.
by Carnie89 November 19, 2011
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Funnel Cake

The act of excreting diarrea into a funnel that has been inserted into the recipients mouth.
The higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. The shit just trickles down. Life is always giving me a funnel cake!
by all is one June 8, 2011
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Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022
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Funnel cake

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.
Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.
by Jogen2 July 27, 2023
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Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake
"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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