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fungal bungal

Not feeling well, gross or disgusting. Also meaning someone has a STD.
I have fungal bungal, I am so sick!

That person is fungal bungal dude.

They have fungal bungal after having sex with numerous people.
by Jenna76 July 25, 2011
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fungitis

Fungitis is a state of mind in fantasy sports where one over values shitty players
Damn that was a horrible trade, you got fungitis man!
by HakeemOlajuwon January 19, 2017
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fungamer55

Hottest mf on the street.
The one and only, FunGamer55

Anyone would fall for him and be a simp.
Diako is just jealous of FunGamer55
monochromish: omg look it's fungamer55
diako: he sucks and such
chaarlix: no u
everyone else: OHHHHH
by monochromish December 7, 2021
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Sac Fungi

The event where infective fungi sprouts on thy central region of the scrotum, left testicle, and penis head.
Nolan: Hey did Rachel give you a BJ last night?

Jorge: No, she saw my sac fungi and she puked all over her tits.
by ScrotyMcDickinAss May 29, 2010
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fugaise

a person who displays a fake or unreal quality or trait. Usually someone who is trying to pose or act like the shit around people of interest but who only succeeds in making himself look like a complete tool.
Mike:did you see how he tried to dangle that hockey puck like he had skills?
Matt: ya i cant believe he said he's gonna make the team, what a fucking fugaise.
by keepingitreal March 23, 2008
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fungalow

Pronounced: funn-gul-oh. Code for a drug dealer's house. It's funny because dealers normally live in shitty houses, like bungalows, and smoke crack there. That makes it a fungalow.
Brother 1: Yo dawg, ya know where a nigga can get sum meth
Brother 2: Yea, jus hi7 up J-Hood's fungalow dawg!
by Edrian Adwards October 3, 2013
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Toledo Funguito

1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.

2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."

"Weird."
by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008
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