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fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
by xbrianpx October 27, 2008
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fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.
"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"
by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024
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Fungal gongs

Fungus infection under your nails while using a gong
by Communist minecraft February 28, 2021
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Fungal

“Fungal, fuck you
by J0033 August 1, 2025
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Fungal Chasm

When a woman does not wash her vagina and it gets infected or diseased.
Damn, I thought she was hot till I took her back home and saw that fungal chasm
by Fuduckle May 3, 2023
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fungal freak

A person who takes magic mushrooms often and brags about it.

Someone who is always tripping on magic mushrooms.
Jacob: Have you heard about Jack?
Samuel: Yeah! I heard he’s a total fungal freak!
by FungalFreak February 9, 2024
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fungal fucking

Person 1: woah! I just fungal fucked.

Person 2: woww! Me too!! I love fungal fucking!
by Glitterboss3 November 4, 2022
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