An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure
Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still
I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car
I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car
by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019
by ISUNick March 30, 2011
The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.
Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
by The Letter M May 2, 2006
A fum is a fat ugly midget, it’s someone who is annoying or being annoying and is commonly used as an insult
Hey stop being such a fum
“OMG isabella and taryn are such fums”
‘Yeah I know right, they’re such fat ugly midgets’
“OMG isabella and taryn are such fums”
‘Yeah I know right, they’re such fat ugly midgets’
by Trinitystant September 1, 2020
Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension
Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?!
Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this
(40 seconds later)
Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!!
Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛
Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?!
Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this
(40 seconds later)
Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!!
Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛
by Sheldonia March 17, 2021
A fum is a musical instrument,consisting of a rubber band stretched across a cat's ass,and played with one's tongue.
by evilstevil August 5, 2009
by Glyn September 7, 2004