fucktion

Erotica, erotic fiction.

Related to fanfucktion.

They're claiming that her new book goes under the Romance genre, but it's really just plain, simple Fucktion. There's no emotional connection between the protagonist and her partner.

by Gale Gynoid April 27, 2010

fucktivity

A scale of ones inhebriated self. To exceed your consumption of alcohol limit and step into a whole new deminision of drunkenness. wasted,drunk,smashed,fucked up

I am fucked up beyond all fucktivity. I have stepped into a whole new stage of fucktivity.

by awilde1 September 21, 2006

fucktion cup

When having sex and two parts, for example a stomach and back, press together so all the air comes out from between them and then when you pull away there is a strong suction, usually followed by a fart sound

OMFG, did you just fart?
No, we made a fucktion cup.

by The fucktion cup kid May 30, 2006

fuckticated

Fuckticated (Adj.) Something that has been destroyed, dismantled, or broken

"What did you do to it??? It's fuckticated!"

by Rockiroad278 December 3, 2005

Fucktifiarist

One who simply does not know or care to know. One who uses complex decisions for a simple issue. Reference Jerry Hickman of western flyer express

That fucktifiarist cost me 1600 miles because he can't organize his load plans correctly!

by Blakicedk August 15, 2018

Fuckticity

The artistry and audacity of the random fuckery.

“How is this fuckery even possible?”
“That, deary, is the fuckticity of the fates.”

by Phoenix_blkstn February 23, 2022

Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.

Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!

Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!

by The Zunk December 17, 2010