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Fuckfoundered

1. A disability in which, a male or female can fuck so much In a few consequitive days that they no longer have the ability to walk in any comprehensible normal fashion.

2. Originated in cattle country,(typically Montana or Oklahoma),a founder is actual condition in which a horse eats so damn much nutrient rich grass or another available food source, that it gets blood to its hooves and can no longer walk or be trimmed, and it's hooves can grow outta control and you just have to (put it down). "End its life". Ok, kill it to put it outta its misery.
Kid A, "Hey jimmy, you see Angie and Brett try to walk to gym class this afternoon?
Kid B, " yeah bro. Took them ten minutes to get to lockers. I think they both Fuckfoundered over the long weekend".

Kid A, we gunna have to put 'em down?
Kid B, no bra, they just need some orange juice and a cookie.

Kid A, wish I could Fuckfounder instead of fist Fuckfounder. I need myself a partner.
by maddog65 March 6, 2016
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Sonic the fuckhog

Sonic the fuckhog, to have sexual intercourse with either a married or divorced person (usually a divorced one) really fast and once you are done steal their ring and run. (sometimes referred to as fuckhog).
Person 1:what did you get up to last night?
Person 2:oh it was crazy man this divorced chick was madly into me so I sonic the fuckhogged her, sold the ring for about $2000
by Fockmemate March 15, 2019
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Fuckfoot

1) An injured foot.
"I can't do shit now that I broke this goddam fuckfoot!"
by Lisa Kostik January 5, 2002
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fuckformance

The "acting" that a girl does during sex, particularly acting done by a porn star. Characterized by loud moaning, gyrating, a dry vagina, and a deathly bored look in the eyes.
My boyfriend sucks in bed so I put on a full-fledged fuckformance to make him feel better, then I sleep with other guys.
by flatspot January 7, 2012
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Fuckfolk

The gender neutral version of "Fuckbois"
Reasonable person: What are you guys up to?
Girl: Snapping my dad nudes
Guy: I'm her dad
Reasonable person walks away because they'z fuckfolk
by The Jabbertalky September 3, 2016
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Fuckfolk

Coined by Luce 5 April 2018
Gender neutral version of "Fuckboi" or "Fuckgirl".
A person who is strictly into sexual relationships and will do anything to get what they want regardless of the lies required.
Warning, Apparently Fuckfolk can wink at you via messenger now. Be aware, not alarmed.
by Callmesir73 May 21, 2018
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Fuckford

Chriskel
Chriskel is a fuckford for using your when they should have wrote you're.
by Chelizardbreath July 14, 2018
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