by Matt Hutson March 09, 2006
by SigENeaT November 15, 2004
A male/female that gets in the way of your attempt at getting with or being with your siginificant other
James- Hey babe how was your day?
Stacey- It was good just...
Fub- HEY STACEY, DO THAT HW!!!
Stacey- Yeah i did (begins talking to fub)
James-...fucking hate fubs
Stacey- It was good just...
Fub- HEY STACEY, DO THAT HW!!!
Stacey- Yeah i did (begins talking to fub)
James-...fucking hate fubs
by Mr. Swagg December 04, 2011
by chongqing October 08, 2005
1)A word commonly used to describe a feeling of annoyance without swearing.
Can be used in front of parents.
2) What you get when you mate a tub with a fly.
Can be used in front of parents.
2) What you get when you mate a tub with a fly.
by Drew P. Koch January 04, 2009
Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
by Robbles the wise one June 14, 2011
abbreviation for 'Fucking Useless Bastard'. Said to someone who can't do anything for themselves. A low life person who might as well dance in a fire.
Dan: "Did you see that article about that woman who got stuck on the expressway during a snow storm and thought she was gonna die?"
Eddy:"Ya woman is a FUB, ya feel me?"
Eddy:"Ya woman is a FUB, ya feel me?"
by ERu07 February 22, 2013