Guy: “I got a hot date later with a honeybaked ham but she wants to bring her frumpy friend. I need a
wingman!”
Guy2: “Aww man you always make me take one for team.”
Guy1: “Thats the spirit!”
Guy2: “Yeah sure. What are friends for? I
mean, other than to babysit
Chewbacca’s aunt Berthabacca.”
Guy1: “I promise this one wont try to suffocate you between her she pecks”
Guy2: “The last one tried to eat my face!”