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Fruit Boots

A term for inline skates keyed by skateboarders who become frustrated when people on inline skates ride the shit out of the obstacle that the skateboarder is standing around waiting for a 30 meter space to hit; seeming to the stander to be out of control. An insult resulting from anger held by skateboarders for those who didn't join them in jumping on the skateboarding bandwagon when Tony Hawk became part of pop-culture in the late '90s, mostly because those who aren't concerned with what others think of them can do things that will never be attempted on a skateboard.
Skateboarder A: That guy in the Fruit Boots sure does make me look like an asshole.

Skateboarder B: Yeah. I can't land simple tricks, much less the kind of stuff he's doing. I sure do wish my balls were as big as his too.

Skateboarder A: Maybe our friends would think we looked cooler if we did something other than stand here and look at the jumps.
by Darth Mater March 24, 2009
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Awesome people who rollerblade.Originally used to make fun of rollers. Used By pussy ass skateboarders who are jealous,but most don't know that we don't care about it. They are awesome because they stick up for each other,take crap for what they love,and make it through when the money has fallen out of the industry. Pros' salaries suck balls but they keep rollin out of love for our sport. it is more than a sport it is a life style. by the way F.UCK anyone who says rolling isn't a sport. Your just jealous that we're more dedicated than you'll ever be.
woodpusher-Hahaha you're a fruitbooter

ROLLER-FUCK YEAH I AM!!!!!!!!!!!

woodpusher-wtf
by Roller Man April 7, 2007
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1. Gay mans auxillary mode of transportation
2. Weight loss device for yuppies
Pepe gained an extra 2 mph on his fruit boots by shaving off all his body hair and wearing extremely tight pink biking shorts!
by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005
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a person whos stuffs his shoes with fruit hence the name fruitbooter
joe filled his shoes with lemons fruitbooter
by ThePoorGuy September 4, 2006
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Rollerbladers, but only the ones who think they are hot shit because they can jump into the air and turn their bodies and slide down rails with boots that are attatched to their feet, and actually believe that it takes anywhere near the level of skill and talent it takes to skate. they usually go around wearing skate shoes and clothes, even though they don't skateboard, so technically they are classified as posers. they hang out at skateparks and make fun of skaters who are learning to ollie, not realizing that anybody in the world can put rollerblades on and figure out how to jump in a day, while on a skateboard, you actually have to learn how to get into the air instead of just jumping. again, not all rollerbladers are fruitbooters, only the ones who match the above qualifications. They are generally assholes.
"Nah, dont go to that spot, theres always fruitbooters there."

"Hey, that stupid asshole fruitbooter just cut me off! Go back to the 90s you fucking dork!"

"Oh, look, a bunch of stupid fruitbooters defined themselves as cool people and skaters as idiots on Urban Dictionary."
"Ah, fuck 'em, nobody takes those fags seriously anyway."
by 5331674714714 January 25, 2009
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roller-blades. can also be a verb: fruit boot (to roller-blade)
Hey Chris, put on your fruit boots and let's get going!

Hey I was wondering if you wanted to fruit boot today
by Waud November 27, 2011
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Fruitbooter

An insult Usually used by sakters while they are in their skateparks towards rollerbladers.
harry:godamn fruitbooters taking up the whole park with their lame ass tricks
Me:yeah i know
by SLinga November 17, 2003
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