fruitbasket

The art of showing someone your cock and balls. However this is a specific position where you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and show them to someone from behind. So they look like a banana and two oranges in a bowl, hence the name fruitbasket.

Guy #1:You'll never believe what Derek did at work the other day.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.

by GonzoParker April 28, 2006

Albino fruitbat

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat

It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

Fruitbat

A strange kid with huge ears that moves into your house possibly eats palm nuts

Dude...wtf did you just see that fruitbat?
Yeah it better not shit on my car

by Brob2389 August 14, 2011

Fruitball

a weird/retarted/abstract/gay/horrible/.. peroson. who does weird things and doesnt realize it.

I'm not letting that fruitball in my house!

by Eric Rodriguez May 10, 2006

Fruitbasketed

when you are talking about someone and they hear you

I was fruitbasketed I was talking about him and he heard me

by Fruitbasketed February 12, 2018

Fruitball

A sport played by pansies who wear rainbow armbands and bend the knee to criminals. Involves chasing a ball around a field with little more intelligence than a dog, and gaining points for the number of times that they can fake an injury.

Otherwise known as football

Who are you supporting in the World Cup? Sorry, I'm not gay, I don't watch fruitball.

by broc563 November 26, 2022

Fruitbasket

A species of basket consisting of intracate organ systems comprised of fruit.

Fruitbasket
I.E. Me o-o;

by Srz July 24, 2006