Fruit Roll-Up

Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.

Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?

by Thicc boi thicc January 19, 2018

fruit roll-up

When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.

Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.

by billdog.dog October 6, 2008

Fruit Roll-up

The result of putting a flavored condom on your penis, having intercourse with a woman, and then eating the condom.

"Last night me and my wife had a Fruit Roll-up, it was divine!"

by Rat 😎 April 5, 2026

Fruit Roll-up Challenge

When she wraps a fruit roll-up around your cock and you aren’t allowed to cum until she sucks it fully off.

Dude! I always complained the Fruit Roll-up Challenge but those last hard sucks caused me to nut!

by Fruity Nut March 26, 2023

fruit roll up tits

breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.

"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"

by kate mcnasty October 22, 2008

fruit roll up slut

someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.

me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.

by Kadence W February 22, 2010

fruit roll up candy burrtio

the best kind

fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb

by weosffhdsfljweoifajlkfjasd January 10, 2022