front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold

Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

by Howard Alan S. August 08, 2007

shut the front door

a phrase used when you don't want to say shut the "F" up instead.

person #1 I hope you die!
person #2 shut the front door, and be quite!

by frankie frank August 23, 2009

Shut the front door

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.

Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Shut the front door

Romy Bauer first coined this expression in 2000. When she didn't want to say the "F word"

Romy is in Joel's caravan

Shut the front door

by Gandeybigtop October 06, 2019

Front-door faggot

Some one that insists on rubbing his crotch and/or front side on you as you and this person chat. Men like this can also be defined as "that one guy at the office that is too touchy feelie."

Bob: Hey frank you know that new guy jim?
Frank: Yeah what about him?
Bob: He is a front-door faggot! I was talking to him and he would not keep his hand off my shoulder.

by ncsteezy September 12, 2010

Shut the front door

Shut the front door is like saying shut the fuck up. I say this all the time to my friends because they can’t shut up. Your mouth is the door and front means fuck in my world.

Can you please shut the front door before I smack the shit out of you?

Or

Can you please shut the fuck up?

by Babyhands1 April 16, 2018