Fritzing

When you drive home drunk or high

“Can you drive?” “I’m just fritzing home.”

by Darkhoursday April 28, 2020

Fitzies Irish Pub

The meeting spot of the derelicts and misfit unwanted children of broome county. Also home to some of the baddest, craziest bitches you’ll ever meet. Have some shots about it, enjoy the lumbersnacks, don’t get on your clamjam game, bing bong, eggplant emojis for 25 cent. Also known as: The Land of the Misfitz, Someone’s Basement, Under The Man Upstairs.

“You guys wanna hit fitzies irish pub?”
“Yeah I’m trying to fuck up my life tonight.”

by Spanish Green Tea August 3, 2022

fritzing out

(phrasal verb) When you're "fritzing out" you're losing your grip on objective reality and paranoia is kicking in. You think others are plotting against you and so you take decisive action them thereby increasing the likelihood that people really are plotting to get rid of you because you're insane.

Trump is totally fritzing out. He thinks that the people closest to him are secretly plotting against him. That's why he fired James Comey and Sean Spicer and is tweeting against Jeff Sessions.

by Shiboleth July 31, 2017

Fritzified

You have been Fritzified if you have ever been locked in your basement by your father and sexually harrassed.

Austrian man named Josef Fritzl locked his daughter in his basement for 24 and sexually harrassed her. she was therefor Fritzified.

'I was in the basement the other day and i got fritzified'

by FRANK YHALL April 22, 2009

Fritzen

BE - To smoke some dope.

Fritzen this, motherfucker!

by ThorsteinTheStaffstruck October 26, 2010

fritzle

When my boys were very young, my wife call their penises by this name.....fritzle. In the bath they were told to wash behind their ears and to wash their fritzles....

Johnny, make sure you wash behind your ears and your fritzle.

by DAMichaud December 6, 2018

fritzed up

"Fritzed up" is just a G-Rated way of saying "fucked up."

Just the other day, I heard a little kid, probably in first grade, say to his mom, "My shoes are all fritzed up, I want some news ones."

by ElCommissioner August 12, 2019