noun: a creative professional with vaguely explainable gaps on their resume. Typically a graphic designer or web designer, but not strictly limited to the commercial art field
Well, I see you have nothing listed from February of 2009 through May of 2010 on your resume. Do you care to elaborate?" "Ummm... yes. I was a Freelancer"
by 77jim April 8, 2011
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Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.
by TheGoocher July 2, 2009
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Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
Get the Freelance Beard mug.One of the best comics on the planet, written by Pete Abrams. It started in 1997 and has not missed a day ever since. It falls into no specific genre, but covers humor, sci-fi, horror, parodies, drama, a little romance and everything in between.
There are pirates, ghosts, nerds, aliens, laser canons, mad scientists, homicidal rabbits, ferrets, assassins, ninjas, demons, satan-spawn kittens, and is pretty entertaining to boot.
It can be located at www.sluggy.com. Just use the convinient little drop-down bar and enjoy from the beginning, middle, or just jump in at the present- though I wouldn't reccommend it; there are many things that require background information... besides, it's just more fun to read from the beginning!
You can also purchase things to do with the comic or a subscription as a defender of the Nifty to access extra stuff. Enjoy!
There are pirates, ghosts, nerds, aliens, laser canons, mad scientists, homicidal rabbits, ferrets, assassins, ninjas, demons, satan-spawn kittens, and is pretty entertaining to boot.
It can be located at www.sluggy.com. Just use the convinient little drop-down bar and enjoy from the beginning, middle, or just jump in at the present- though I wouldn't reccommend it; there are many things that require background information... besides, it's just more fun to read from the beginning!
You can also purchase things to do with the comic or a subscription as a defender of the Nifty to access extra stuff. Enjoy!
Me: Oh no! I'm reading Sluggy Freelance and Aylee has transformed into a potato-eating dragon that releases EMP's and she accidentaly erased all of Bun Bun's Baywatch tapes! Now Torg, Riff, Zoe, Aylee, and Kiki are all on the run and now Torg, Zoe, and a bunch of Zoe's college friends have run into Satan-spawn kittens in a little town in the middle of nowhere and it doesn't things don't look good for them!
Innocent Bystander: o_O ...ooookay then.
Innocent Bystander: o_O ...ooookay then.
by Nifty Chick May 25, 2009
Get the Sluggy Freelance mug.To masturbate without any pornographic materials (eg movies or pictures) but to use mental images of past sexual experiences or made up ones. If you can master freelancing you will save on your Internet bill and be able to pleasure yourself anywhere anytime.
I freelanced in the toilets at work without having to use a mobile phone to access pornographic sites or having to use a magazine.
by FBS for LIFE July 31, 2011
Get the Freelance mug.A person who does whatever he/she feels he/she must do, and whenever, wherever and however he/she feels he/she must. No matter what others think he/she should do. Acrylic Freelancers follow a new type of religion called Acrylic Freelancing, and are known as Acrylic Freelancists. This religion is not like any other, and can have people faithful to other religions, faithful to this one too, because this one respects people's beliefs. Acrylic Freelancers can be pretty or ugly, sane or insane, black, white, or purple it doesn't matter. Acrylic Freelancers can pursue short or long-term employments if they feel they must. The only concrete things about Acrylic Freelancing are that Acrylic Freelancers follow what they consider freedom in life. Acrylic Freelancers are not biased in any way. And they ALWAYS respect other's beliefs and other Acrylic Freelancers. Acrylic Freelancers are thinkers and they know what they do and what will happen when they do it.
Online User 1, "Hey, what's your religion? I'm christian!"
Online User 2, "Yo, I'm freelance."
Online user 3, "I'm cathlic, and what's freelance?"
Online user 2, "It' short for being an Acrylic Freelancer.
It means I respect people, as well as their gods."
Online User 3 and 2, "You respect people? And their
beliefs? So if it's my firm belief that all
freelancers should get beat up and publicly
humiliated...what would you do?"
Online user 2, "If you attack me I'll beat the sh!t out of
you. I didn't say I was a pacifist, numbnuts. I just
won't try to convert you, or beat you up in the
name of God."
Online User 2, "Yo, I'm freelance."
Online user 3, "I'm cathlic, and what's freelance?"
Online user 2, "It' short for being an Acrylic Freelancer.
It means I respect people, as well as their gods."
Online User 3 and 2, "You respect people? And their
beliefs? So if it's my firm belief that all
freelancers should get beat up and publicly
humiliated...what would you do?"
Online user 2, "If you attack me I'll beat the sh!t out of
you. I didn't say I was a pacifist, numbnuts. I just
won't try to convert you, or beat you up in the
name of God."
by Acrylic Teen June 7, 2007
Get the Acrylic Freelancer mug."Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.
They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.
They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.
They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.
They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.
by bigbanger December 15, 2010
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