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Free candy van

A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.
Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!

Free candy van

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by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 11, 2019
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Free Candy Day

a day also known as Halloween where you go trick or treating and people give you free candy. Sometimes you get tricks instead of treats such as teepeeing houses and egg throwing and poisoning candy
I cant wait for free candy day so I could get more candy
by tatomuck1 April 12, 2009
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Freehand Science

• noun { sigh - enss }
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.
Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.
by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
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Freeland's Perm

A perm belonging to someone named Freeland.
Freeland's Perm looks like a rats nest!
by Louiseus Cameron May 5, 2023
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jazzy freehand

(1) Finding a cool new method for an everyday task.

(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(A) I hate using the sidewalk - I typically jazzy freehand my way through the park to school.

(B) Mel and I was paintin the park the other day - and 'stead of just sprayin our logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons eating a midget that spelled out our names.
by bbutler September 3, 2008
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Marty Freeland

A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.
Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.
by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022
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filthy freeland

The act of putting your feet behind your head and blowing poop from your b-hole all over an unsuspecting mormon missionary.
You would not beleive the filthy freeland i saw at church today.
by Republican Rob November 12, 2013
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